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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:47

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.